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LaVolpe_Rossa18
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1602
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

#15103887
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (4553)

On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

#14931650
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31491) - you deserved it (3704)

On 02/11/2011 at 2:04am - health - by Eres (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6986) - you deserved it (65207)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28123) - you deserved it (3914)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6826) - you deserved it (54740)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
161 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

#14847206
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8859) - you deserved it (21450)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

#14734068
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
178 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
110 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
60 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
206 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
190 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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