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Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML


I agree, your life sucks (40527) - you deserved it (10923)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


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