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LaL26
  • Town/Country : Paris, FRANCE
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LaL26 : HI,so I'm frenche (I lived 8 years in England)
so sorry for the spelling mistakes
feel free to message me :D

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Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (3197)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97955) - you deserved it (6728)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14481) - you deserved it (38244) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41273) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (5736)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38707) - you deserved it (3245)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40289) - you deserved it (9198)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

#13729303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21898) - you deserved it (2291)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43050) - you deserved it (2563)

On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33329) - you deserved it (3370)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (2287)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24609) - you deserved it (5260)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

#13495592
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14859) - you deserved it (34664)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

#13493861
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11754) - you deserved it (22655)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)



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