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About LaFlavex : My name is Emily. I'm 20 years old, married and have a son.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML