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LaFlavex
  • Town/Country : Hubert, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 13905
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About LaFlavex : My name is Emily. I'm 20 years old, married and have a son.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50243) - you deserved it (39079)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120142) - you deserved it (12009)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53508) - you deserved it (16318)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#54894
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
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I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (4256)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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