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LaFlavex
  • Town/Country : Leesburg, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 13727
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

#1980136 (407)

I agree, your life sucks (48356) - you deserved it (37871)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (111197) - you deserved it (11235)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (51692) - you deserved it (15754)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#54894 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (37283) - you deserved it (2480)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (3733)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)