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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid… Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly…