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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About LSS : My 6 favorite things:
Jack Daniels.
Heavy metal.
Boys with tattoos and nice cars that listen to heavy metal.

I'm not a bitch, but I don't go out of my way to please people either

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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


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