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Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20424) - you deserved it (5567)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30747) - you deserved it (1920)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13297) - you deserved it (9332)

On 09/19/2010 at 2:21am - animals - by jillydark6609 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20020) - you deserved it (1385)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19613) - you deserved it (5598)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)