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  • Town/Country : my, a$$
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 July 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17879) - you deserved it (37321)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)



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