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Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66333) - you deserved it (4407)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (57474)

On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by jake (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)



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