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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1983 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5231
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LA_Barbie : I love...MARIAH CAREY, L.A.,CA->my home&home to the beautiful people, Music-Rap,R&B,Hip hop,classic rock,90's rock like Nirvana The Offspring,Blink 182,&Lady Gaga, Black eyed peas,Diddy,JAY Z 2PAC...etc.2days' rock such as the Afters,Carolina liar, black tie affair, etc. Movies-->Fight Club,Casino,all Fast& Furious movies,Oceans11-13,Kill Bill Vol 1&2, Sex and the City,The Island,Match Point,All of Brad Pitt's other movies not listed here, Forgetting Sarah Marshal,Zohan,Wanted,Obsessed,The Princess Bride,Showgirls,clueless,Jawbreaker,Teenage Mutant Ninja TurttlesI,II,III(90's),Pretty Woman,Live Free or Die Hard,Crank,Jumper,Gone In 60 seconds,21,Empire Records,All Batmans,All Spidermans,XMEN,XXX,Ledgends,Scarface-->to name a few ;) Fave magazines-VOUGE,BAZAAR,USweekly
Fave Books-->The Catcher in the Rye,The Great Gatsby,Confessions of a shopoholic(the book is better than the movie!!)

~thanx 4 reading ~Blondie xo

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Today, at the gym, I realized the guy who has been staring at me for the past 3 days is the same guy I promised to text back 5 months ago. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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93 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:49am - love - by notready (man) - Australia

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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293 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39135) - you deserved it (16197)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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