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LA_Barbie
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, CA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 December 1983 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 3412
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LA_Barbie : I love...MARIAH CAREY, L.A.,CA->my home&home to the beautiful people, Music-Rap,R&B,Hip hop,classic rock,90's rock like Nirvana The Offspring,Blink 182,&Lady Gaga, Black eyed peas,Diddy,JAY Z 2PAC...etc.2days' rock such as the Afters,Carolina liar, black tie affair, etc. Movies-->Fight Club,Casino,all Fast& Furious movies,Oceans11-13,Kill Bill Vol 1&2, Sex and the City,The Island,Match Point,All of Brad Pitt's other movies not listed here, Forgetting Sarah Marshal,Zohan,Wanted,Obsessed,The Princess Bride,Showgirls,clueless,Jawbreaker,Teenage Mutant Ninja TurttlesI,II,III(90's),Pretty Woman,Live Free or Die Hard,Crank,Jumper,Gone In 60 seconds,21,Empire Records,All Batmans,All Spidermans,XMEN,XXX,Ledgends,Scarface-->to name a few ;) Fave magazines-VOUGE,BAZAAR,USweekly
Fave Books-->The Catcher in the Rye,The Great Gatsby,Confessions of a shopoholic(the book is better than the movie!!)

~thanx 4 reading ~Blondie xo

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Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6755) - you deserved it (698)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

#13861090 (82)

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On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

#13520163 (191)

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On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (11186) - you deserved it (17398)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

#13205814 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (6043) - you deserved it (21221)

On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)