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Kyp_kingofhearts

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kyp_kingofhearts : Co-captain on the drumline! Love Disturbed and the Cavaliers Drum and Bugle Corps.

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Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43230) - you deserved it (5249)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60437) - you deserved it (9127)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (3144)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50687) - you deserved it (30517)

On 03/31/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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