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Kyoakuhan

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Kyoakuhan

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  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (23174)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19042) - you deserved it (3913)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

#1148
21 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
36 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
21 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
48 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
50 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
106 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
26 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
93 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28654) - you deserved it (14192)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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