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Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembld a penis. I trid to cover up and askd if it was an action figure. He lookd at me like I was an idiot and said, ( It's a DICK. ) real FML

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On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today , ma boyfriend wanted to take our relationsip to te next level. I assumed since we live togeter tat e meant marriage. I was wrong; te next looool level is me jacking im off wit ma feet. FML

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121 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , after being worried 4 a week because my dog wasn't eating , I paid the vet $120 4 her to tell me that my dog doesn't lyk her dog food!! FML

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On 02/23/2014 at 3:10am - animals - by dsamanthas - United States (California)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

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On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, During A Lecture, Mah Teacher Jokingly Talkd About The Time He Was Best Buds With George Washington. Another Student Then Askd, "Really? You Knew Him?" I'm In An Advancd Placement U.S. History Class. Fat FML

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On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

Taday while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he startd sucking on my breast. He endd up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, after years of counseling and therapy 4 my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today, I noticed that the condom in mah wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

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On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call 4 a tow truck . It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later . Cue nearly freezing to deathhile we waited 4 help to arrive 4 the both of us . FML

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On 12/26/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I diagnosd a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amusd me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managd to stop laughing, mah eyes were watering and mah patient was visibly angry. FML

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140 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm - work - by dr immature (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today I went to a nativity play. My usband sowed up late an drunk, an I ad to explain to imy booming "Yea! Time to get baby Jesus up in tis sit!"en our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

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90 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States



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