Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KylieMangion

Offline (the 08/23/2014 at 1:06am) | Search for a member

KylieMangion

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3731
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

KylieMangion's page activity

Visits<b>doubledutchy</b> - yesterday at 8:51am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 5:14am<b>bombielol</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 7:23am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 3:37pm<b>MinuteNoodle</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 11:19pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 1:26pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 2:22pm<b>daniellemshine</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:45am<b>burgerkingaka</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 8:39am<b>Cristhian8</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 1:43am<b>EpicnessFTW</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 5:56pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 1:17am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 12:08am<b>FemskyD</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 7:28am<b>k_gils</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 7:00pm<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 5:41pm<b>astonedpopo</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 4:53pm<b>warsun</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 1:57am

Liked!<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 11:14am

KylieMangion's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of KylieMangion's badges

KylieMangion's favorite FMLs

Today, before leaving my house, I OCD-checked all of my doors 16 times to make sure that they were locked. When I got home, my house had been broken into. Turns out I accidentally unlocked my front door when trying to lock it for the last time. This is why I have OCD. FML

#20141026
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20528) - you deserved it (9161)

On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

#20140711
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20711) - you deserved it (1484)

On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

#20139786
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (40523)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30405) - you deserved it (5903)

On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (1831)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML

#20138046
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20121) - you deserved it (1258)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

#20137933
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25360) - you deserved it (3135)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

#20135099
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (6870)

On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

#20131269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23026) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

#20130842
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6979) - you deserved it (46538)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

#20130811
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27398) - you deserved it (2323)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

#20128340
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26274) - you deserved it (4791)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29638) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (1495)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

#20127118
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (1898)

On 10/21/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by HOPE YOU GET PEGGED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: