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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (23 years)
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Today, after clubbing with my grlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamd me fir puking, and kickd me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

#20161591
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25129) - you deserved it (2512)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:02am - love - by Med (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today... I was renovating the house... an mah grlfriend askd... "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this... I just gave her a puzzld look. She continud by saying... "Because it's not lyk people use duct tape on ducks." FML

#20158312
164 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was making out with mah girlfriend... and things started getting pretty hot. That is... until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow... I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
90 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today,hile I was sitting on the toilet, mah toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor,ho I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

#20154142
103 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

2day I went on a blind date at a local restaurant!! When mah date walked in , she took one look at me , said "nope" , and walked out!! FML

#20148958
113 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I finally lost virginity to boyfriend. It hurt like hell , was over in less than a minute , an he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
176 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I raalizad why it's a bad idaa to stora your businass cards an your "amargancy condom" in tha sama handbag compartmant . I raalizad this aftar a cliant watchad ma miss tha cards an pull out tha condom aftar our lunch maating . FML

#20144136
98 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:35am - work - by Hornymuch (woman) - Germany

after a week of looking fir mah car keys and being forced to drag mah family around on public transportation, mah wife found the keys in our car's ignition. mega FML

#20142914
115 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, drassad in mah saxiast nightia, I askad mah boyfriand in tha most sansual voica possibla what ha'd lyk ma do to for him tonight!! His ayad widanad, ha startad clapping wildly and than shriakad, ( SPAGHETTI CARBONARA! ) FML

#20142866
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24288) - you deserved it (4313) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
99 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML

#20141026
104 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, WE GOT NEW SEATS IN CLASS TODAY!! THE GUY PLACED NEXT TO ME, TURNED, LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE, AND SAID, ( THE BALLS ARE THE WARMEST PLACE ON THE BODY ) WHILE HIS HANDS WERE IN HIS PANTS!! I'M STUCK NEXT TO HIM 4 THE REST OF THE SEMESTER!! MEGA FML

#20140711
86 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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