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KylieMangion
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 12024
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 5:37pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:41pm<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 8:07pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 4:32pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:15am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 4:09pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 3:44am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 11:49pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 3:27am<b>SocialAmethyst</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:00pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 2:59pm<b>T_Rev1017</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 10:25pm<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:18pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 10:04am<b>Pimpfromdowntown</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:33pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 5:23pm<b>four0seven</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 2:50am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 3:41am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 1:54am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 10:29pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 10:09pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 9:02am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:37pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 11:58pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:17am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:05am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:54pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:52pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:30pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:24pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:32pm

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KylieMangion's favorite FMLs

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

by ashbeat / 01/01/2013 at 10:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

by Shelle / 12/26/2012 at 3:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML

by Iknoweverything / 12/22/2012 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

by djl / 12/20/2012 at 12:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

by Johnny / 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my daughter dusting her furniture with the white handkerchief I gave her as a wedding present. It's been in our family for 4 generations. FML

by teejayrn / 12/18/2012 at 5:03am / Kids

Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2012 at 3:17am / United States / Intimacy

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:06pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money

Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

by lingadoo / 12/07/2012 at 12:46am / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

by SpanishInFrenchClass / 12/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Work

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

by Banana / 12/04/2012 at 11:04am / Puerto Rico / Transportation