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KylieMangion

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 9907
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 3:21pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 3:36pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 5:58pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 1:40pm<b>MadeIn2015</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 10:11pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:23pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 7:17pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:19am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:31am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 1:05am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 4:53am<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 3:50pm<b>liv1222</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 8:55pm<b>zjay</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 11:42pm<b>esavage</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 10:52am<b>samrompain</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:20pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:41pm

Fucked!<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:37pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 11:58pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:17am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:05am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:54pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:52pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:30pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:24pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:32pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 6:09am<b>bigjake</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:49pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 10:01pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 6:10am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 9:53am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 7:04am

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KylieMangion's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

by fuck YOLO / 04/03/2013 at 1:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

by anonymous / 03/26/2013 at 2:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

by Anna L. / 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

by fuckyoutoo / 03/24/2013 at 7:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

by BaliTheDog / 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm / France / Animals

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

by bleach / 03/24/2013 at 1:30am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML

by SmallAngel / 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

by ldn / 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

by WetWalking / 03/21/2013 at 9:31am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

by SolaceInRage / 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

by bobthenun / 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

by missedfistbump / 03/20/2013 at 10:31am / United States / Work

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML

by jisaac09 / 03/17/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Love

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

by Lilypad / 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm / Intimacy