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KylieMangion
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 11973
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 5:37pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:41pm<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 8:07pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 4:32pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:15am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 4:09pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 3:44am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 11:49pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 3:27am<b>SocialAmethyst</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:00pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 2:59pm<b>T_Rev1017</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 10:25pm<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:18pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 10:04am<b>Pimpfromdowntown</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:33pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 5:23pm<b>four0seven</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 2:50am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 3:41am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 1:54am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 10:29pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 10:09pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 9:02am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:37pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 11:58pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:17am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:05am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:54pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:52pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:30pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:24pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:32pm

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KylieMangion's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

by ._. / 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Intimacy

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

by i'm not psychic, mother fucker / 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

by Terminator101101 / 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 4:25pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 8:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

by stupid / 05/27/2013 at 7:16am / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Transportation

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML

by Cristoforo / 05/25/2013 at 4:19am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

by Sonofa / 05/17/2013 at 11:52am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML

by grossed out / 05/05/2013 at 7:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

by Aunjy / 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

by random / 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous