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About Kyle_Kawi27 : Name is Kyle, 18, do not use this site as a dating website....get a life. Do not message me I dont know you.
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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
Friday 4 September 2015