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Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24058) - you deserved it (2269)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12190) - you deserved it (5435)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14034) - you deserved it (20295)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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