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Krustuv712
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 265
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Krustuv712 : Hi, it's simple I just like to hang out with friends, have some fun, work and chat every once and awhile.

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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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