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Krirn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3094
  • Number of comments : 212
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012

Long time reader of FML, although I just came back from a short break, I don't comment too often but I'm still around.

I want to give a shout out to old faces that are still around, mainly because they give this place a familiar feeling:
DocBastard
Enslaved
RedPillSucks
olpally
SqueakyChipmunk
gracehi
DjeePee
(l'll add more when I see them)

And I'm going to be wondering what happened to a few others...


I love the irony when somebody comments "Your stupid".

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Krirn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was discussing the traffic with mah brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (10952) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

yesterday I was in a pool locker room , surroundd by semi-nakd people . While changing into mah clothes , I accidentally pushd a button on mah phone , causing it to make the loud , unmistakable camera shutter sound effect . Everyone definitely heard it . FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33571) - you deserved it (4933)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY , I ACCIDENTALLY ASKD A ONE-ARMD MANHICH ARM HE WANTD ME TO TAKE BLOOD FROM. HE ASKD 4 A DIFFERENT NURSE. FML

#17207535
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14802) - you deserved it (44996)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (11041)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today in an amphitheater someone hit the back of mah head. As I turned around the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats and after ahile I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

#17159323
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (3382)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today , I spottad my grlfriand in a stora. Sha didn't notica ma , so I want bahind har , puttad my hands ovar har ayas , and said ( Guassho. ) I got an albow to tha groin and maca to tha faca. Whila I was rolling on tha ground in pain , sha simply said , ( Sarvas you right ) and looool walkad away. FML

#17146449
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25496) - you deserved it (20293)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today,ile working at Subway, a man ordered a sub wit avocado . Wen I told im it was no longer available, e screamed, spit in ma face and ran out, pusing over an innocent bystander in te process . FML

#17142025
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2979)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (5681)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35101) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54884) - you deserved it (9334)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I Was Walking Down The Street Hand In Hand With My Grlfriend. I Couldn't Help But Stare At A Gorgeous Grl As She Bent Down To Pick Something Up. It Was Such A Great Sight, I Didn't Notice The Metal Telephone Pole Drectly In My Path. FML

#17094031
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10889) - you deserved it (92383)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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