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Krirn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2366
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012

Long time reader of FML, although I just came back from a short break, I don't comment too often but I'm still around.

I want to give a shout out to old faces that are still around, mainly because they give this place a familiar feeling:
DocBastard
Enslaved
RedPillSucks
olpally
SqueakyChipmunk
gracehi
(l'll add more when I see them)

And I'm going to be wondering what happened to a few others...


I love the irony when somebody comments "Your stupid".

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Krirn's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

#20559286
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36638) - you deserved it (2913)

On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80068) - you deserved it (24568)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16686) - you deserved it (30050)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11406) - you deserved it (36674)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32889) - you deserved it (3122)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (7735)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28893) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (2302)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18143) - you deserved it (74219)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9982) - you deserved it (71352)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (6858)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (5300)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28173) - you deserved it (3485)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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