About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012
Here's a FML that I moderated sometime a while ago that didn't make it but gave me a good laugh: "Today, I went to go visit a friend at work. He wasn't there so I asked his coworker "Jack off today?", he looked at me and said "Isn't that a little personal?". FML."
I love the irony when somebody comments "Your stupid".
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (2036)
On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks (64189) - you deserved it (15793)
On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12779) - you deserved it (21332)
On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9406) - you deserved it (31479)
On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you deserved it (406)
On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (7072)
On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (2588)
On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17303) - you deserved it (1598)
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15041) - you deserved it (55526)
On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8020) - you deserved it (52692)
On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (6351)
On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21585) - you deserved it (4085)
On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23294) - you deserved it (2540)
On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (35281) - you deserved it (4179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24219) - you deserved it (8012) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Monday 20 May 2013
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