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About KrimnoxAxshi : I am a creature of the dark, a monstrosity hiding under a child's bed, or in their closet. I am the tapping you hear at your bedroom window. I am the strange, odd whisper you hear when you completely alone. I am the- alright enough of this philosophical creepypasta shit. I go outside for work, groceries, dates, and to hang out with friends. Other than that I'm at home, playing a game on either a custom PC, or any of the past and next gen consoles. Xbox one, ps4, xbox 360.... Etc. Or I'm watching one of my favorite shows, or maybe a new one. If it's anime and it's good, I have already or am watching it. Still haven't got caught up on walking dead or supernatural, I'm having a marathon of them like everyday though. Waiting for season two of Sherlock and season eight of Doctor Who! Currently playing: Rust and Starbound. Games I'm waiting for(Not Very Patiently): Walking dead season two episode two, wolf among us episode two
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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 30 March 2015