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Krilleee
  • Town/Country : Borlänge, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (3418)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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357 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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168 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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158 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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