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Krazy77
  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, CO, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1243
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Krazy77 : I enjoy reading about other people's painful lives, racing cars, and doing random, idiotic things. Thankfully, I don't have anything stupid enough to post (yet).

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Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (9401)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (459)

I agree, your life sucks (137063) - you deserved it (19618)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

#3142518 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (17765) - you deserved it (54982)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

#3025655 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (13732)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

#3006187 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (36941) - you deserved it (5449)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm - health - by asthmatic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

#2984635 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (65720) - you deserved it (1867)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

#2914098 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (40090) - you deserved it (9664)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

#2912721 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (7150)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

#2905430 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (43699) - you deserved it (2398)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

#2894787 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (48324) - you deserved it (1853)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

#2883400 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (34025)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went over to my boyfriends house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

#2881257 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (8246) - you deserved it (40069)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:08am - intimacy - by ohdeardarling (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

#2881104 (385)

I agree, your life sucks (23441) - you deserved it (39786)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (5543)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused caling me Jill & her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (98213) - you deserved it (5699)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)