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Kranberry
  • Town/Country : Norwalk, USA
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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12271) - you deserved it (68224)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372961) - you deserved it (413019)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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