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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2179
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Kozma : Hello. I have herpes and the most annoying hostsister in the world (: If you read this youre doing something youre not supposed to so GET THE HELL OF my account! haha love you (but not in that way)

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Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37419) - you deserved it (4128)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49506) - you deserved it (4595)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (3911)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33515) - you deserved it (24733)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42068) - you deserved it (28675)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (4452)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (31527)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (3857)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
335 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

#15391522
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39668) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52891) - you deserved it (7782)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

#15366676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31660) - you deserved it (6549)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (5868)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML

#15350791
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (3874)

On 03/17/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by johnsj8 -



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