Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Korosuhito

Search for a member

Korosuhito

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2412
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

Korosuhito's page activity

Visits<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 4:36am<b>thisguy184</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 10:43pm<b>XxxEmoAngelxxX</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 1:30pm<b>Fidge86</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 11:03pm<b>Calumae</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 8:13am<b>ArsoNick</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 11:29am<b>You_Screwed_Up</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 10:34am<b>jessicaisaloser</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 12:36pm<b>luebbe</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 3:37am<b>Zaros</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 6:01pm<b>LuluRichards</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 10:46am<b>Faddyy6</b> - the 10/10/2013 at 1:34pm<b>jwes1004</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 1:24am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 6:09pm<b>je83185</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 9:38am<b>Conn3ct</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 5:32am<b>Captainlaunchpad</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 2:46pm<b>bmarch75</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 12:34pm

Korosuhito's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Korosuhito's badges

Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

#3522499
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51958) - you deserved it (8047)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

#3256249
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11367) - you deserved it (165475)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

#2987164
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (109926)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

#2865123
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45055) - you deserved it (2333)

On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

#2839886
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61875) - you deserved it (4197)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94716) - you deserved it (19989)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

#2387828
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61421) - you deserved it (5016)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273646) - you deserved it (145243)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
540 comments

I agree, your life sucks (210095) - you deserved it (22501)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (359545) - you deserved it (17976)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (426842) - you deserved it (59729)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (270469) - you deserved it (17589)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (178474) - you deserved it (45727)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML

#1529921
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58393) - you deserved it (16986)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:07pm - health - by jlover42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

#1453860
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149113) - you deserved it (11861)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: