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Korosuhito

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Korosuhito

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  • Number of visits : 3891
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

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Fucked!<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:50pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:07am

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52464) - you deserved it (7888)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (19431)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19084) - you deserved it (58912)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

#10974262
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (24006)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML

#7077814
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30617) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15640) - you deserved it (21447)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (53913)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35866) - you deserved it (3905)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46126) - you deserved it (2215)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

#6283712
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (1891)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by butch - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88498) - you deserved it (14743)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51001) - you deserved it (4144)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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