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Korosuhito

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4628
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

Korosuhito's page activity

Visits<b>gh0st0110</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 11:44pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:30pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:21am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:34pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:34am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 12:02pm<b>player20270</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 7:35am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:40pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:29pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:50am<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:09pm<b>darlee815</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:51am<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:36pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:55am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:16am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:50pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:07am

Korosuhito's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2011 at 1:12am / Health

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

by walnutbladder / 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

by anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 2:38am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy