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Korosuhito

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Korosuhito

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  • Number of visits : 3316
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133542) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35753) - you deserved it (7570)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching mah mom's brth control pills with tic tac . mega FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (3768)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching mah mom's brth control pills with tic tac . mega FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (3768)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY, I LEARNED WHAT A NAIL GUN SHOOTING MAH LEG FEELS LIKE. FML

#16113761
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28475) - you deserved it (10942)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of mehile I was jogging. fat FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (3810)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

today my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60132) - you deserved it (4326)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (48765)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was going down on mah girlfriend. I thought everything was going well , then all of a looool sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION , CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22406) - you deserved it (42871)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE CANDY BRACELET MAH SISTER GAVE ME A FEW DAYS AGO WAS ACTUALLY A CANDY COCK RING SHE'D USD ON HER BOYFRIEND JUST A FEW HOURS PRIOR. APPARENTLY , SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE TASTE. I HOWEVER , DID. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (4315)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in mah house. I decidd to beat mah meat to them. Later I found out it was mah grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16303) - you deserved it (77299)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee mah pants. FML

#14498607
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28225) - you deserved it (3711)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT SO NERVOUS THAT I ACTUALLY PEED MAH PANTS DURING A JOB INTERVIEW!! FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (12301)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Yesterday, I found out that my ( I don't believe in pre-marital sex ) boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. real FML

#13311710
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52832) - you deserved it (5598)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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