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About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

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Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44201) - you deserved it (3758)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44201) - you deserved it (3758)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (10814)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59390) - you deserved it (4280)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34593) - you deserved it (48566)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (41370)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36669) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15638) - you deserved it (75212)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26333) - you deserved it (3532)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (11859)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52452) - you deserved it (5581)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51288) - you deserved it (7785)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34112) - you deserved it (18537)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (56623)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)



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