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Korosuhito

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Korosuhito

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  • Number of visits : 3143
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (10358)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133256) - you deserved it (7378)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (7566)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (3767)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (3767)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (10936)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (3807)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60097) - you deserved it (4326)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (48777)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (41855)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36933) - you deserved it (4310)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16282) - you deserved it (77234)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (3677)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (12294)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (5595)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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