About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.
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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs
by soph511 / 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals
by anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 9:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by thejbarrick50 / 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
by claudio117 / 04/08/2012 at 5:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by sonofanut / 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by 1.30am / 02/10/2012 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do… Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor… Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry…