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Korosuhito

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Korosuhito

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 3938
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

Korosuhito's page activity

Visits<b>player20270</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 7:35am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:40pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:29pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:50am<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:09pm<b>darlee815</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:51am<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:36pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:55am<b>sprinkle90</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:15am<b>IAmZim</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 11:59pm<b>wolfman0_o</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 1:04pm<b>keza_</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 9:05am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 4:36am<b>thisguy184</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 10:43pm

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:16am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:50pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:07am

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22132) - you deserved it (4354)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29742) - you deserved it (4551)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

#19932203
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (6982)

On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

#19654364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26421) - you deserved it (4467)

On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9295) - you deserved it (50219)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13502) - you deserved it (172720)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30869) - you deserved it (1934)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (2596)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50261) - you deserved it (4918)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30305) - you deserved it (2233)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

#19039937
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (2489)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35344) - you deserved it (5935)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (16656)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28749) - you deserved it (13523)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)



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