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  • Number of visits : 4151
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (2114)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28867) - you deserved it (7038)

On 01/04/2013 at 9:08am - love - by damn (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46936) - you deserved it (3030)

On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43653) - you deserved it (4317)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (6385)

On 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31558) - you deserved it (3817)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (45835)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9981) - you deserved it (31691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37244) - you deserved it (4438)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML


Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34351) - you deserved it (1867)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (4970)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (2949)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:02am - love - by yonanon - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13702) - you deserved it (168033)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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