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Korosuhito

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4388
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Korosuhito : My name's Morgan, I live in Australia, and every time I try to write one of these it sounds like a profile for a dating site.

Korosuhito's page activity

Visits<b>gh0st0110</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 11:44pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:30pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:21am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:34pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:34am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 12:02pm<b>player20270</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 7:35am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:40pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:29pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:50am<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:09pm<b>darlee815</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:51am<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:36pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:55am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:16am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:50pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:07am

Korosuhito's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Korosuhito's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

by jgtrflynn / 06/24/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

by anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

by VDM / 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm / Kids

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

by windshitwipers / 05/30/2013 at 5:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Work

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

by violatedbuttcrack / 05/16/2013 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

by haku4u / 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

by Bigfatfailure / 03/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

by Why son, why? / 03/20/2013 at 7:07am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

by Kimberpoo / 03/14/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

by lonely girl / 03/11/2013 at 12:17am / United States / Love