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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1357
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30083) - you deserved it (74831)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84243) - you deserved it (223884)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
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I agree, your life sucks (712934) - you deserved it (56234)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

#644123
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On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (29590)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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