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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1499
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
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I agree, your life sucks (101031) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101031) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (1988)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if se got a tramp stamp. FML

#7651599
81 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today , I made a batch of ( special ) brownies fir a party I was going to tonight. I wrappd them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I cummd home from some errands to fine a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passd out on the couch.

#7256153
385 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah mother thought it would be okay to take mah camera an erase all of mah picture that included mah graduation , party , an mah sister wedding. Her excuse? ( We need more room for Katie's birthday. ) Katie is our pet cat. FML

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88 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 10:41am - animals - by Kelsie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I LITERALLY STOPPED TRAFFIC. I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AN A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON ME. BIENG PHOBIC OF BUTTERFLIES... I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OH... AN I AM 17... CAPTAIN OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM... AN IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. MY GRLFRIEND LAUGHED THE HARDEST. FML

#4525487
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (21458)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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