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Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
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