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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Koppol's favorite FMLs

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (4942)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work looool at a middle school. I've worked here 4 the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough 4 my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

#20454196
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35888) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/11/2013 at 8:11pm - work - by Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY CAR WAS BROKEN INTO. WHAT WAS STOLEN? MY DAUGHTER'S $11 ONE DIRECTION POSTER. WHAT WILL IT COST TO FIX MY CAR? $1,000. REAL FML

#20427068
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37925) - you deserved it (3794)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah drunk girlfriend maxed out mah credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay .

#20397287
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27948) - you deserved it (4724)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32533)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, at job, an old looool lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explaind to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continud to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (2375)

On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I Woke Up From A Sexy Dream About My Boyfriend. Too Bad I'd Fallen Asleep In My Living Room With My Whole Family Over, Grandma Includd. They Were All Staring. I'd Been Sleep Humping An Moaning. FML

#19749862
103 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with mah mother. We were terrifid and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into mah mother's ear. She reactd by flailing and driving her arm straight into mah face. FML

#18158885
119 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today , my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights r activated by "clap on , clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rushd home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee an took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finishd, I stood up with usd toilet paper in one hand an wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossd into the toilet. mega FML

#18095448
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16257) - you deserved it (10998)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil



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