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About Koogle : Just a laid back kinda person who loves to have fun & laugh. I discovered this site when someone pissed me off. Glad they pissed me off cause I get a lot of laughs here.
I am also one of those that is a grammar and spelling nut, but I don't rag people about it. If I can read it, it's all good.
I have lots of favorite posters including, but not in any particular order:
Pendatic
Perdix
StoryOfTheYear
AngryNinja
Monikabug
Ajjas013
Blue_Coconuts
And yeah, even Snickerdoodles
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2352) - you deserved it (7598)
On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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