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Koogle

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  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Koogle : Just a laid back kinda person who loves to have fun & laugh. I discovered this site when someone pissed me off. Glad they pissed me off cause I get a lot of laughs here.

I am also one of those that is a grammar and spelling nut, but I don't rag people about it. If I can read it, it's all good.

I have lots of favorite posters including, but not in any particular order:
Pendatic
Perdix
StoryOfTheYear
AngryNinja
Monikabug
Ajjas013
Blue_Coconuts
And yeah, even Snickerdoodles

Koogle's page activity

Visits<b>Shaowolf</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 2:25am<b>lmc94</b> - the 08/19/2012 at 10:56pm<b>4everblackjack</b> - the 08/06/2012 at 10:10pm<b>ndc6</b> - the 02/09/2012 at 12:20am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:53pm<b>ThePhantomGamer</b> - the 07/23/2011 at 7:04pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 4:14am<b>Jorindaaah</b> - the 12/09/2010 at 6:03pm<b>toastygoat</b> - the 11/08/2010 at 1:25am<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 11/06/2010 at 12:09am<b>green_eyes124</b> - the 09/20/2010 at 2:53am<b>Trollz4daLULZ</b> - the 07/26/2010 at 9:50am<b>alicia_was_here</b> - the 07/23/2010 at 10:26pm<b>xACIDDx</b> - the 07/21/2010 at 12:54am<b>GreekGoddessGirl</b> - the 07/15/2010 at 5:11pm<b>BigdaddyC</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 10:53am<b>illmatic2</b> - the 07/12/2010 at 8:23pm<b>mercury23</b> - the 07/11/2010 at 11:20am

Koogle's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Koogle's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

by screwed / 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

by MillyMan / 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

by Flyboy / 07/18/2010 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Work

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

by barman / 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health