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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1071
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kondustra : WELL HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS! Names Josh, i love anime, video games, music, and cooking. im a chef by trade. about my persoanlity im really friendly most of the time but i do not deal well with idiocy and i can be VERY hotheaded and blunt.

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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