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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

#20498998
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (7446)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (3910)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (3125)

On 01/30/2013 at 2:03am - kids - by idislikeblanks (man) - United States (California)



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