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Today... after a church service... a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes an politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands... the bitch snatched my purse an ran. FML

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On 07/22/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by HillaryAngelic (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was . Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub . I somehow managd to unhook her bra . FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

today I laarnad that my big, tough, strong dog is tarrifiad of spidarshan ha jumpad, knockad ovar a tabla and than paad on tha spidar to drown it. FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I cummed home in a really good mood, and I greeted mah husband with a grin and a ( Hi, babe! ) He just muttered, ( Why can't u just DIE? ) and continued playing his video game!! FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my 5-year-old nepew ad te most amazing idea: to play a game wit my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and id tem around te ouse. So far it's been two ours and I aven't found a single one. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:03am - kids - by idislikeblanks (man) - United States (California)



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