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Kofu
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 735
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kofu : I love music (mostly heavy metal), movies, and my girlfriend of over 18 months. If you want to know more, let me know.

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Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

#5586348 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (32151) - you deserved it (3763)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

#5585947 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by Broly171 (man) - United States (Iowa) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (42319) - you deserved it (7198)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML

#5581051 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (8527)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by notliked (man) - United States (Georgia) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc... and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personallities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

#5580795 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (7005)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

#5570675 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (37899) - you deserved it (1631)

On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (2157)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422 (357)

I agree, your life sucks (54087) - you deserved it (6454)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

#5505995 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (39020) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

#5502747 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (40409) - you deserved it (2757)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

#5488289 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (5321)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

#5446240 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (35910) - you deserved it (1644)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

#5443972 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (49740) - you deserved it (1568)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

#5369029 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (49162) - you deserved it (2553)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

#5337974 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (36330) - you deserved it (4665)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)