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Koalacatcher's favorite FMLs
by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Animals
by satega / 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
by ko / 12/08/2012 at 7:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
by Username / 11/25/2012 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Miscellaneous
by Jo / 11/21/2012 at 12:42am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
by vanillatwilight2 / 11/20/2012 at 11:50pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by B-Rad / 11/15/2012 at 12:48am / United States / Love
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
by Brooklyn / 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Spoilicious / 11/05/2012 at 10:58am / Singapore / Miscellaneous