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by almostkilledmyself / 12/29/2012 at 2:30am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Julie / 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Kate / 12/23/2012 at 3:24am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze and cremate the animals. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by jsmills92 / 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Crusty / 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm / Health
by Sarah / 12/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2012 at 3:17am / United States / Intimacy
by Saduglydad / 12/12/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 2:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
by n1a1t1h1a1n1 / 12/11/2012 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right.… Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine,…
- Today, I found out that my ex boyfriend is transferring to the same college as I am next year. This… Today, I decided to buy a car locally, forgetting two months ago my friend had signed me up for a… Today, I was marked down on my final class presentation for going over the time limit. Why did I go…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…