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KnifeStuff
  • Town/Country : NY, USA
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Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33001) - you deserved it (5313)

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