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About KnFML : FML ever since I was born with the type of sinus where 18% of people have in the world.

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


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