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  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Klums02 : Llamas are cool cuz of their name.

I don't hate everything

Blessthefall is amazing

As well as The Devil Wears Prada, Attack Attack! (when Austin Carlile was with them), Abandon All Ships, Relient K, etc.













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You have officially wasted your time

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Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13659) - you deserved it (42586)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

I was watching my cousin shoot at target on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister askd him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smild at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obviou enough. It hurts. FML

#17995977
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (2877)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31223)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48547) - you deserved it (5054)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

2day I tried to talk to mah boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (7153)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today , The Driver's Side Window Of Mah Car Was Busted , And Inside Was A Note That Said , "Sorry , Thought This Was Mah Car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33187) - you deserved it (2199)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable , but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10876) - you deserved it (30467)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41911) - you deserved it (3768)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it has been 8 months since I startd a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day 4 a year. I just hered a noise outside. They cut the tree down.

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

2day I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater an startd talking about the movie. When I realizd she wasn't saying anything , I lookd up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the driver seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (14386)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

2day I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wantd to ask me a few questions!! I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nereby display table!! Only after I left did mah friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear!! FML

#16369010
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25343) - you deserved it (8279)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States



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