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Klumm
  • Town/Country : Detroit , USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (8876) - you deserved it (21617)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

#5896652 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (21924) - you deserved it (5454)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

#4840344 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (63789) - you deserved it (2210)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

#4299619 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (56065)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

#4106793 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (43670) - you deserved it (2203)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:12pm - health - by broken (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (22854) - you deserved it (64727)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)