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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I realizd that I lie to mah friends online and go ( offline ) fir hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12012) - you deserved it (31540)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Ordaring Food At McDonalds Whan A Condom Fall Out And Onto Tha Countar. Tha Sarvar Lookad At Ma Funny Bafora Friand Turnad Around And Said, "It's Okay, Ha's Navar Going To Usa It." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (7174)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was driving to worken a state trooper rammed into my car from beind, because e was on te cell pone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket 4 ( Failure to control speed to avoid a cras. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (77119) - you deserved it (3377)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday mah family and I were just about to leave the house fir the vacation that I had been saving up fir 3 years!! I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I trippd and fell breaking mah leg, now mah family's gone without me while I'm in hospital!! I paid fir the vacation!! FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 1:12pm - health - by broken (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

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