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Klefhomacked

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  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (5467)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (4655)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (4921)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, ma mom instructed me to never scream wen bieng attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger im, causing looool im to cop ma boobs off and superglue ma eyes sut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today... my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door... and something fell on me. My mom... who was behind me... screamed... closed the laundry room door... and ran into the garage... leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24151) - you deserved it (2431)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today... I was doing mah jazz aerobics workout an accidentally kicked mah 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know... including mah wife... thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door cuz I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perchd atop. She bargd in to ask me wat I'd said. FML

#17459271
145 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

#17145702
74 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (3308)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in my basement wen I saw a giant cricket on te floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it an did so from about five feet up. Te bottle exploded an splattered te walls an floor like a crime scene. Te cricket opped away untouced. FML

#12983300
128 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If u so much as flinch I'm going to shoot an 50,000 volts will be directed through yur nose an groin." real FML

#6785905
139 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. big fat FML

#2209832
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49952) - you deserved it (21493)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States



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