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by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
by storksleuth / 10/04/2011 at 4:57am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Stan / 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous