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Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43748) - you deserved it (2971)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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215 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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