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KittyKAX
  • Town/Country : Massapequa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
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About KittyKAX : Want to know about me? Google up KAX167 or KAX1678 because that's all your getting out of me.

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Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (4466)

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